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January 1st, 2008 by adminWhen u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”.
U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”.
U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled
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When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I”l tak u to an eye specialist.
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai…
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MONEY GIVES U TENSION,
MAKES U GREEDY,
MAKES UR ENEMIES
&
MAKES UR LIFE HELL,
I AM UR FRIEND
I CANT SEE U IN TROUBLE
SO
TRANSFER UR MONEY TO MY
CELL OR ACCOUNT
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